Patent

...leather shoes?

Tap dancing.

Everyone thought I should be a tapper. I would have loved to be a tapper! But I had trouble with the arms... I could get my feet to make the right sounds, but the rest of the body? Not so much.

I still have about four or five steps I remember that "appear" when I'm waiting for an elevator. A bit like pacing or a nervous tick... except it's falap -

falap, ball -

Crap now I have to stand up and do it!

Brush heel toe heel falap heel heel!