thief

Oh the stories I could tell about this. I’ve had my car robbed – that was traumatic. The car wasn’t stolen. The contents were.

I’ve had my suitcase stolen – aggravating experience all around.

And yet, despite all of this, the first image that came into my head when I saw this word was the Hamburglar.

This is the Hamburglar I remember. The original one, not the red-headed guy they added later.